brokenspacebar

Never
say,
"I
will
dropkick
this
computer
to
the
moon
if
one
more
thing
goes
wrong!"

The
spacebar
will
break.

And
nobody
can
kick
that
far.

Be Still, My Heartstrings!

Forgive me, gentle reader(s). I am recycling last year's card.

Much improved, I think...

When I get uneasy, I try to imagine an alternative to reality.


Are you whistling the theme song yet?


The other day I got into a brief debacle with my friend Darius. He said chimps are always funny. I think not.

Okay, this one made me feel better. But only because it was inspired by this:



A response to: American Theater at its Most Compelling