Over Christmas dinner I realized that I had crossed the point of no return. I have officially teased my gullible brother-in-law so much that he no longer believes a word I say.
Brian gets a bad rap among my friends because he is often lacking in common sense and therefore "stepping in it" almost constantly. When I am feeling generous, I try very hard to think up something nice to say about him. Sometimes all I can come up with is, "It is fun to tease him." But believe it or not, I do sort of like the guy. I'm just a little incredulous that such a smart guy can constantly exhibit such tardtastic behavior.
Everyone had finished dinner and enjoying some conversation while dessert was being served. We were talking about a distant relative's new baby and the tradition of naming children after family members (this baby is named Xander after his grandfather). I just happen to be one of those people that was named after her father. But unlike little Xander, my namesake loaned and adapted his name for my middle name.
As it turns out, Brian does not know my middle name. As such:
Brian: You look like you could be a "Michelle"
Me: Well, that is my name.
Brian: No it's not.
Me: It's one of them.
Me: It's my middle name.
Brian: Not it's not.
Everyone: YES IT IS!
Then, because my sister and my nephew have two middle names, he asked if my second middle name was to honor my mother.
I lied and said, "Yes. Definitely."